LeKnave's 19th

7 set out at 6.15 for a few bevvys in tad before the 8:20 bus into york...

We got into York just in time to ship ourselves some 2 for 1 cocktails in Montys, not that it mattered to Lekky+Chip, due to their ballaness, but the rest of the noobs wanted the deal. We caned a few back their and holla'd at a few nice birds.

We then shot off to the nags head for triples for singles...again didnt really matter about the deal due to our shipitholla'ness. We shipped a few triple vodka red bulls in + launched outside to pwn them. It was fking freezing, but we didnt care due to our hardcore balla'ness. On the way out Chip was complimented by a heavenly bird on his superior looks+dress sense, he could've easily got some nailage but decided to just holla at them and launch off.

Next was the stone roses indie bar for some random bevvy's, me and chip pwned some shots, as u do and chilled in there for a while, then when i was off to the toilet a sickening incident occured...i walked up the stairs + this sick banister decided to pwn my shirt, hooked inside a button and ripped every button i had done up off, i was pretty hammered so it looked like some sort of magic trick + i looked down and my shirt was fully undone...luckily sam shipped me his jumper to cover up my heavenly body against the ladies protests.

Finally laura shipped all these subway vouchers out her bag so we balla'd it to subway + got about 10 subs between us, which we destroyed, with the help of tim+nick who decided to show up at the end of the night.

We then holla'd a taxi down + he launched us bk to tad so we shipped him £25 for the £18 taxi ride, just because we can. We got home and decided to have a hammered game of HU for £50 Chip pwned me 2 games str8 when i shipped blind in the first hand of game 1. And with T4o into his limped KK, followed by running Kh6h into AdKd in game 2, so so sick.

Got a fair few bevvys purchased for me, so losing £100 in HU games vs the Chipster didnt matter too much.

holla for a dolla 1-time.

Peace out.